Oct 19, 2006

Blogasm

A New Entity just discovered.... Now you wil ask what it is all about .. Well ever heard and experienced Orgasm???? Well you get when you are in process of making love to an opposite sex here you get blogasm when you write your own blog or add comments or contibute to other blogs...

Now how to really enjoy Blogasm to the Last drop???? here are a few tips for the same:

1. Dont write about your day to day activities always ... You know Sex in same posture and same person can easily bore you?

2. Do not repeat topics : If you talk about the same topic you might as well contradict yourself .. occassionally or frequently... simple reason you are always in a different state of mind .. You know? If you do the same stuff again and again your partner will get bored...

3. One in Hand None in bush: Yeah .. usually people create several blogs assuming they will be a Net Hit but its not usually like that unless you really follow me hahahahahhaa .. and Yes I am talking about having multiple blogs and not maintaining or updating them will make you loose interest.. Its like your wife .. you flirst with others for a while .. but end of the day dont forget to please her.

4. Be Loyal : Be loyal and honest to your blog like you want to be at your work or with your wife... meaning just focus yourself on one. Like AIDS / HIV there are several deseases already in the market and at the end you will kill your blog and not only that but you will also kill your own writing instincts.

5. Change the Looks: Wife and GF needs to be attractive . presentable so make sure that you change there and your blogs look so that you find them attractive.

6. Dont talk about Sex: No one really wants to talk about Sex when they are actually doing it .. similarly dont every talk about sex when you blogging everyone have there own interests and preferences .. your Sex topics will attract some new bloggers who come and go not the real blogging community. I recently came across several blogs who just want to get on top with sex topics...

7. Share : Share your experiences and Articles across .. make sure they are in a readable form.

8. Use others : Writing will always not help .. I get inspired by reading several people on net .. they are just fabolous and make me think and write more innovative...

9. Be yourself : When you blog be yourself .. if you try to be like James Bond in the bed your partner might not like it .. so be yourself and experience what you get ...



Last but not the least ... after you get blogasm you really dont have to rest like in sex .. you can continue forever and ever without ever being feeling the need to the blue pill....

Experts???? comments invited...


Regards
Sameer

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